Today I soaked a kitty’s sore paw at work. As I was doing so, said kitty looked at me with the most disgusted, incredulous, pitiful expression.
His eyes screamed, “Hey, IDIOT, don’t you know that felines DON’T DO WATER!?!? This stuff is wet and icky and everything that I spend my life avoiding. You are a horrible person.” at me.
I felt really bad…until he started doing back flips while attempting to snag me with his back talons.
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Also, I had an awful, horrible migraine today. I wanted to curl up in a ball and wake up in next week.
What did I do? Clocked in at 7:30am, clocked out at 7:21pm.
Some days it would be nice to be weak.
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In other news, I’m officially at the beginning of a four-day weekend. Heck yeah!